Oh, Good Lord!
My good friend Senator Sam "brown-nose" Brownback doesn't just sponsor legislation designed to drag our country into ill-conceived wars. Nosiree, he also likes to sponsor legislation to beat us all over the head with our "Christian Heritage." Yes, my friends, Sam and his buddies Zell "R-GA" Miller, Jim "Outrage" Inhoffe, and Jeff "VICTORY Act" Sessions came together last February to propose a special time for us to sit back and reflect on the Biblical origins of this great nation. Oy Vey.