Oh, I'll bet THIS is going to be a good time...
Yes folks, it's time for Restoration Weekend 2004! No, not Renaissance Weekend, the nonpartisan gathering for movers and shakers in various fields, but the conservative version, sponsored by the Center for the Study of Popular Culture. Just imagine, you get to swim and golf in Boca Raton and go to banquets where you can watch Ann Coulter push food around her plate while Michelle Malkin preens like a cross-eyed cat. Oh, there'll be speeches and forums and panels galore and get this...it's only 9 days after the election, so you know you'll get to hear lots of wailing and gnashing and bitter recriminations!!!
Just look at the roster of soon-to-be sore losers:
Senator Zell Miller
Senator Mitch McConnell
Senator Jeff Sessions
Senator Lindsey Graham
Victor Davis Hanson
General Thomas McInerney
R. James Woolsey
Congressman John Doolittle
But that gets me thinking...the Righties must be mighty confident in the election results. I mean, if there were to be a recount or any other post-election wackiness, it wouldn't make sense for all of Bush's surrogates to be holed up at a resort instead of appearing on Meet the Press et al. What do they know???
(Just for shits and giggles, here's the text of Paul "Lickspittle" Wolfowitz's address to the Kool-Aid Gang in 2002.)